Errata

You know what? The claims of their packaging aside, Seagram's Extra Dry is not, in fact, "The Perfect Gin."

Also-- fuck ESPN.com. Anybody worth reading is pretty much locked behind the Insider vault (I fully expect Bill Simmons to arrive there shortly). And even if I were willing to pay for that content, there's no way to purchase a subscription without *also* getting The Magazine. The place I lived last year had a subscription and the only thing really worth reading was Simmons column, which takes us back to the beginning of this paragraph.

In conclusion, Fuck the Man.