New summer 'dos
Summer has arrived, and I think you all know what that means: Just as fall signaled the new Rachel hairstyle, May 1 through Labor Day is your ticket to the latest Guy Tarkington cuts. This summer, the haircut catch phrases will be:
The "Arthur", aka the Beatles mop-top. Also, be on the lookout for hip urbanites like Guy Tarkington in Beatle boots. You'll be more popular than Jesus!
The Ivy League: All the gals at the office will just go ga-ga over this one!
The Crew Cut: All this world needs is a little delousing.
Side-locks: Popular among Orthodox Jews, but Guy Tarkington thinks it's time to share with the rest of us. Note to you machinery operators- you might want to tuck them into a hairnet before you report to work, I saw a guy nearly get his head pulled off by that sumbitch.
posted by Guy Tarkington at 5:40 PM
2 Comments:
I saw a guy on a Harley yesterday with what can only be termed the "Logjammer." (Actually I first termed it the "Texy McBeach," but realized it needed to be 1 word. And less dumb.)
1 part mid-mullet
3 parts peroxide bleach
Mix. Let fester. Then let grow out for, oh, about 1 1/2 months.
Then spend $30,000 on a Harley. Voila!
9:04 PM
Party in the back dude.
1:24 PM
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