Separated at Birth

An Open Letter to Bill Simmons

Bill,

I've got some great advice on how to get over the disappointment that, judging from your column today, you clearly feel regarding the revelation of Kevin Garnett's knee injury.

Step 1) Go to Wikipedia and note that Boston, as a city, has won 6 major-sport titles in the last 8 years across the three major American sports (3 Super Bowls for the Patriots, 2 World Series for the Red Sox, and 1 NBA Championship for the Celtics).

Step 2) Get. The Fuck. Over it.

Step 3) Repeat Step 2 as necessary.

Love, luck and lollipops,

Neill