Vote or Die

In light of next week's inauguration, Dan Savage is using the bully pulpit of his weekly column to redefine "saddleback" as any of a number of questionable or profane sexual practices or related topics. You may recall that "santorum" was previously redefined as "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex;" I'm sure we can do even better with this one. His column can be found here.

I'm voting for option 5:

"Saddlebacking" should be the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. "After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage."