Pardon Moi?

I'm supposed to care that Kenny Rogers' left hand looked like he'd wiped his bare ass with it for the first inning last night in a world where Barry Bonds is still dragging his giant head around and Mark McGwire's not here to talk about the past?

Fuck you, sports journalism. And fuck ESPN.com's Gene Wojciechhowski for reliably writing the most pedantic, cloying, obvious bullshit possible. Great, I get it-- Ben Roethlisberger should have worn a helmet. Allen Iverson should practice harder. And that Floyd Landis, hoo boy, he really shouldn't cheat either.

I bet you style yourself as a pro-education voter, don't ya Gene?