A locus for eccentrics (hopefully)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

My dog

I love my dog.
He is so cool.
His name is Jack.
He is a ball of furry delight!
Sometimes, he barks.
Other times, he shreds my skin with his teeth!
Ouch! That hurt.
Bad dog!
Then I throw a ball.
"Go get it Jack!" I say.
He rolls around in some poop and comes back,
I tell him, "Good boy!"
Awww.
He has a new dogtag.
It is red and shaped like a heart.
Because Jack is a pussy.

WOOF!

3 Comments:

Blogger steve said...

But does he hump legs?

6:42 PM

 
Blogger Jefe said...

Naw, he's a non-leghumper.

9:05 PM

 
Blogger steve said...

Thank god, I think that's the one dog behavior I can't stomach. Rachel's aunt's dog does that and it is insane.

11:20 PM

 

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