My dog

I love my dog.
He is so cool.
His name is Jack.
He is a ball of furry delight!
Sometimes, he barks.
Other times, he shreds my skin with his teeth!
Ouch! That hurt.
Bad dog!
Then I throw a ball.
"Go get it Jack!" I say.
He rolls around in some poop and comes back,
I tell him, "Good boy!"
Awww.
He has a new dogtag.
It is red and shaped like a heart.
Because Jack is a pussy.

WOOF!