Okay, Okay, One More

Did You Know: that A) the urban legend surrounding "sex bracelets" may not be a total myth, and B) that within the (IMHO retarded) communities using them, that there're still a few slight quirks about how they're interpreted? Here's one of those comical screw-ups:

Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)

"Guys? Uh.. h-hey, guys? I thought this was just going to be a cuddle party!"


Chris Rock: We don't need police officers in our schools! We just need the Tossed Salad Man!