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Monday, July 16, 2007

Top things we say to our pets

1. Get down
2. Quiet
3. Shut up
4. Go away
5. That's enough
6. Did you do that?
7. You want a bone?
8. Who's here?
9. Go lay down
10. Go away. You stink.
11. Do you need your [bark control] collar?
12. Were you girls good?
13. Down.
14. Who wants treats?
15. Stop stepping on my feet
16. Did you poop on the floor?
17. Go outside
18. Get outside
19. Get out
20. You're pathetic

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