Sort of esoteric, but whatever

Random, and y'all probably know all about it, but I just discovered tinyurl.com. I mean, what a simple, but quite useful concept! I know it has somewhat limited usage, but great thinking and practicality nonetheless.

I'm going to find the creater of that website and buy him/her a beer. And not one of them commie imports. No siree. For good ol' fashioned inginuity like that, it'll be a patriotic domestic. Something frothy and foamy. I'm thinking Old Milwaukee Light. Cause he/she is probably concerned about his/her waistline, pragmatic soul that they are.

(stats for OML: 3.9% alcohol by volume, 110 calories. That just sounds disgusting)