Early Predictions
As has already leaked, Roger Clemens is included in the Mitchell Report on steroid abuse in baseball. I predict a number of people will be shocked -- shocked! -- that a 45 year old man who regularly pitches in playoff games after 6 weeks of preparation would have had any chemical enhancement.
I further predict that one of the few (only?) big-name, big-production player who isn't named is Alex Rodriguez. I think he's just a genetic freak who has freakish purple lips and is just a little weird.
Labels: baseball, journalism, sanctimony
posted by neill at 1:08 PM
2 Comments:
I was right!
2:46 PM
How about the fact that every single part of Roger Clemens got about, oh, 45 percent bigger in the last 5 to 10 years?
I love HGH. It has no appreciable performance enhancing properties so is basically just there to make you look more like you do steroids.
4:58 PM
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