Democracy in America
Ladies and gentleman, the man who is going to save us from the grim harvest of hair product that would be a Mitt Romney presidency, Mike Huckabee.
"Still, there is a new sense of possibility in the Huckabee campaign. It has been fueled in large part by evangelicals, including a politically active home-schooling population, dissatisfied with his better-financed competitors ... He is an ardent proponent of the “fair tax,” which would scrap the national income tax for a national sales tax."
I just wrote out a crack about how conservatism ought to be recategorized as brain damage, but I thought of a better joke -- the image of a generation of home-schooled historians, trying to make sense out of the bizarre political cleavages of our times, but unable to wrap their spelling-bee-winning brains around anything more complicated than Veggie Tales.
Labels: conservative, huckabee, politics
4 Comments:
Remember. School only makes people stupid. And going to school with only your parents and seeing only a select few other home schooled kids teaches you all the lessons you learn at public school.
11:24 AM
Don't you even think about knocking Governor Huckabee. The man is part of a rock band that calls itself "Capitol Offense."
Also, I'm pretty sure he wrote a self-help weight-loss tome entitled "Quit Digging Your Grave With a Knife and Fork."
I'll take a Baptist preacher with a whimsical sense of his place in this world over Romney or Giuliani any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
12:44 PM
In terms of being anally violated at the polls on election day by the democratic candidate, I will definitely take him over Romney and Giuliani.
1:31 PM
He does seem like a very nice guy, I'll give him that. I still don't think you should get to command the nuclear arsenal if you believe the earth was created in 6 days, however.
10:38 AM
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