Mind Over Matter

Trying to do a good turn for my cat after being out of town all weekend, I decided to give his litter box a thorough, soap-and-water cleaning. Unfortunately, he had shredded big chunks of the box liner, making it much harder to dump out the old litter without spilling it all over the place. It wasn't until I returned to the kitchen that I realized that my garbage bags are much smaller than the box liners.

That left me with a difficult and impolitic question: can you fit 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag?