Riddles.

Q: Which does not belong in this group: Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear.
A: The apple, because he is African American, and probably on welfare.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A flying car

Q: What has three eyes, but cannot see?
A: According to the International Atomic Agency, 1 in 70,000 babies born in Ukraine in the three years after the Chernobyl disaster.

Q: What has a big mouth, but doesn’t say a word?
A: Your formerly bigmouthed sister, who lives in such constant fear of her abusive husband, she barely even speaks now.

Q: What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

A: What time is it? Also: Any other question this person asks, because he has Alzheimer's.