A locus for eccentrics (hopefully)

Monday, April 02, 2007

Things that are even more pathetic than they sound.

1. Spending the weekend in the Wisconsin Dells with Rockford, Illinois mayor Lawrence J. Morrisey.

2. Realizing you're a woman trapped in a man's body but unable to afford a sex change operation, you wear women's clothes purchased at a thrift store.

3. Being too cheap to buy name-brand laxatives, using the generic E-Z Lax brand instead.

4. Clipping your toenails, and then smelling them.

5. Hiring a prostitute just because you need someone to talk to.

That is all.

1 Comments:

Anonymous pjk said...

what if you do all of those things at the same time? SCANDAL!!

10:45 AM

 

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