My new career choices

I have decided, after careful study of Bureau of Labor statistics, that I am going to focus on a new career. Here's what the hottest jobs will be in the next 20 years, according to them:

1. Sewing machine operator
2. Typesetter
3. Steeplejack
4. Switchboard operator
5. Textile machine operator
6. Asbestos delivery man
7. Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
8. Horse whip repairman
8. Brine taster
9. Fish gutter
10. Ventriloquist dummy string cutter/tier

Oh, wat. I just realized that I was looking at the 1948 edition of the Occupational Outlook handbook. Disregard.