You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/bro_youre_a_god_among_bros

I can't stop fucking laughing. They got me good.