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Monday, May 01, 2006

Who is Guy Tarkington?

Some people are wondering who Guy Tarkington is. If you had read the press materials, you would know that:

When Guy Tarkington makes a decision, he stands by it.

Guy Tarkington wears Birkenstocks with white athletic tube socks.

When people laugh at Guy Tarkington for his choice of footwear, he laughs with them, and near them.

Guy Tarkington has had a lifelong struggle with weight issues.

Guy Tarkington thinks that national re-education camps are a good idea, if it's done right.

Guy Tarkington doesn't back away from a fight, unless it involves a bear.

Guy Tarkington, in money matters, uses a dollar sign, $ , in place of an "S" to drive the point home.

Guy Tarkington wants to fill the world with silly love songs. And what's wrong with that?


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